There was something about the anxiety of vomiting on my wedding guests on the day of my wedding which made me think of weddings, vomit, and Letters From a Nut. Letters From a Nut is perhaps the first book I ever fell completely, head over heels, in love with. I would want to marry this book if I could but apparently Google tells me polygamy is illegal.
But I know you will ask, how exactly does vomit, The Wedding Cafe, and Letters From a Nut fit together? All of the above involve weird questions. Who cleans up my guests if I vomit on them? Can I still keep the gift if I vomit on someone? How does one write a thank you card for a guest they vomited on? These are things I would have asked The Wedding Cafe if I only knew they were out there.
Okay, that's it. I think things have gotten freaky enough. Plus, if you're getting married, you should just read a page a day from this book during the engagement. I think it will prevent you from vomiting on your guests.